I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
you don’t know betrayal until you’ve had the wire in your favourite bra come out to stab your heart
I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway
Date a girl who dates you. Date a girl who dates. Date a girl who goes on dates. Eat dates. Eat figs. Date figs. Fig dates. Date a girl who farms dates. Date a girl who feeds you dates. Date a date.