toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

(via sasstralian)

lampsarepeopletoo:

my motto is “if it takes more than 5 minutes to cook i’d rather starve”

(via wise-girl-and-seaweed-brain)

grinderman2:

*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria

(via stupidwonderfulboringamazinglife)

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

(via hannibalscock)

weirdteenblogger:

still not exactly sure what studying is

(Source: brunts, via hotboyproblems)

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

(via hotboyproblems)