starkid-nerdfighter:

starkid-nerdfighter:

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

(via xb6783746)

dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

(via erenjaegerscock)

elovers:

People have some real issues

elovers:

People have some real issues

(via youtube-erryday)

duder-reese:

duder-reese:

people are trying to phase out roman numerals… not on my watch

oh come on guys, this joke was grVIII

(Source: samjulianbramham, via yes-sir-captain-tightpants)

hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

(via sasstralian)

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

(via twofingerswhiskey)

katara:

even the essays i write sound sarcastic 

(via momo-ate-deans-pie)

getamongst-it:

trigonometry-is-my-bitch:

A Wooden simulation of a water droplet as it impacts a body of water.

[Source]

watched this for a solid 10+ seconds

(via momo-ate-deans-pie)

sousaphoner:

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

why am i only seeing this now like

sousaphoner:

eternalwinternight:

hunhanny:

I feel educated

Where was this when I was in calculus

why am i only seeing this now like

(Source: littlemusicalwitch, via wise-girl-and-seaweed-brain)

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

image

'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

(via wise-girl-and-seaweed-brain)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via kevrudd)