spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

(Source: ppppbbt, via momo-ate-deans-pie)

zeloserwilder:

I’M SO MAD

MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

AND SHE PULLS UP THIS

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(via australiansanta)

shynun:

typing kkk instead of kk:

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(Source: carreir, via hotboyproblems)

officialsamwinchester:

do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go

"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"

(via twofingerswhiskey)

people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

(Source: 1kidsentertainment, via twofingerswhiskey)

tastefullyoffensive:

[@sallystrange]

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

(via brokenlikeapromise)

cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

(via hotboyproblems)

TRYING TO PUT ON EYELINER

letgoat:

college-life-crisis:

The first eye:

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The second eye:

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i have never seen a more accurate post

(via yes-sir-captain-tightpants)

toxicnebulae:

white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time

(Source: amazighprincex, via twofingerswhiskey)

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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